You Know What Rhymes Christmas Egg Nog Greeting Card

Get into the festive spirit with this hilarious You Know What Rhymes With Christmas Egg Nog Greeting Card by artist Alice Mole. Set against a festive red background sprinkled with snow, this cheeky design features a illustrated bottle of rum with a "Merry Christmas" tag, a carton of eggnog, a festive mug with a candy cane, and a cinnamon stick. The top text reads "YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH CHRISTMAS?" while the punchline at the bottom boldly answers "EGG NOG." (Spoiler alert: it doesn't rhyme at all, which makes it even funnier!). Printed on high-quality 300gsm cardstock, it comes with a choice of premium colourful envelopes to complete your gift.Why send an anti-rhyme festive card?Perfect for booze lovers, cocktail fans, and those who appreciate silly, nonsensical humor over traditional rhyming couplets, this card adds a playful spark to holiday celebrations.Is eggnog better with rum?According to this illustration, absolutely! It makes a great festive joke for anyone planning to enjoy a tipple or two over the holiday break.Who is this card suitable for?Suitable for friends, partners, husbands, wives, colleagues, drinking buddies, and family members who enjoy cheeky cocktail humor.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic is pre-printed, while the inside offers a full blank canvas for you to add custom written text, upload photos, and select digital stickers.What sizes and envelopes are available for this card?This design is available in standard A5 or large A4 sizes, each accompanied by your choice of crisp white or vibrant coloured envelopes designed for standard UK letter postage.