Wanker Funny Rude Birthday Greeting Card none

Raise a hearty glass of cheeky teasing to your resident sommelier with the Wine Wanker Funny Rude Birthday Greeting Card. Staged in a deep, rich Bordeaux-red and white colour block layout, bold cream block capitals and flowing cursive script deliver an unapologetic toast: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY WINE Wanker".Crafted on sturdy 300gsm sustainably sourced paper board, this card offers a smooth tactile texture and durable structure. Available in standard A5 size, it is an irresistible birthday treat for wine snobs, vineyard tourers, natural-wine lovers, and friends who refuse to drink house plonk.Why call them a wine wanker?Because they cannot take a single sip without swirling the glass, checking the legs, and detecting subtle notes of oak and blackberry! This card roasts their connoisseur habits with affection.Who is this card suitable for?Specially crafted for a best mate, mum, sister, brother, partner, wife, or colleague who adores fine wine and dry British banter.What can I personalise on this card?The cover artwork and text remain as shown, while the interior is completely blank for you to write your bespoke personal message, add photos, and insert decorative stickers.What envelope finishes are provided?A crisp standard envelope is included with every order, alongside premium coloured and rustic kraft envelope upgrades available at checkout.