Rude Candle Obsession Birthday Greeting Card

Add some cheeky adult humor to their birthday with this funny card featuring stylish candle illustrations and the bold text 'I WISH YOU WOULD BLOW ME LIKE ALL THE FUCKING CANDLES YOU BUY!'. Printed on premium FSC-certified board, it is an ideal choice for candle collectors with a bold sense of humor.Are there ever too many candles in a house?According to this card, absolutely not?as long as someone gets blown as often as those wicks get lit!Who is this card suitable for?Designed strictly for adults, this card is perfect for your partner, husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend with a rude sense of humour.What can I personalise on this card?The front text is fixed, while the interior space is completely customizable with your own personal message, uploaded photos, and custom stickers.What card sizes can I order?This design is available in standard A5 size or extra large A4 size when you really want your cheeky message to stand out.