Old As Shit Funny Birthday Card

Keep birthday teasing simple and direct with this fun typography card. Designed with blue and green balloons that read "OLD AS SHIT", it is a classic, cheeky option for anyone celebrating another trip around the sun.Quality You Can FeelPrinted on heavyweight 300gsm cardstock with eco-friendly FSC certification, this card pairs high-end visual appeal with robust, premium feel.Frequently Asked QuestionsWill this card fit in a standard UK mailbox?Yes, our standard size fits comfortably through standard UK mail slots and qualifies for standard UK letter postage stamps.Who is this card suitable for?Best suited for close friends, partners, siblings, and adult relatives with a strong sense of humour.What can I personalise on this card?The cover design is standard, but you can fully customise the interior with your own personalized message, photos, and digital artwork accessories.What envelope options are available?Every card includes a classic white envelope, or you can opt for vibrant colour upgrades during checkout.