Nap Between Pee Breaks Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Deliver relatable comedic truth about advancing age with the hilarious Nap In Between Pee Breaks Funny Birthday Greeting Card. Staged on a smart petrol-blue canvas, bold white and golden-yellow block typography dishes out the unvarnished reality of getting older: "YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE AGE WHERE YOU DON'T SLEEP ANYMORE! IT'S MORE OF A NAP IN BETWEEN PEE BREAKS... HAPPY BIRTHDAY".We produce this amusing design on heavyweight 300gsm sustainably sourced paper board, ensuring sharp letterforms and a sturdy, premium hand-feel. It is the definitive adult humour card for friends, parents, and siblings who know that an unbroken eight hours of sleep is officially a distant memory.Is a full night of sleep truly a thing of the past?According to your bladder, absolutely! This card turns nighttime bathroom pilgrimages into pure, laugh-out-loud birthday comedy.Who is this card suitable for?A fantastic choice for a dad, grandad, mum, brother, sister, husband, wife, or mate celebrating a milestone birthday.What can I personalise on this card?The front typography is permanent, but the inside provides a spacious open canvas for your custom written message, inside jokes, and uploaded photographs.What envelope styles are available?Each card is supplied with a crisp matching envelope, alongside a selection of luxury coloured and rustic kraft envelope upgrades available at checkout.