I Got You Jack Shit Funny Dog Birthday Greeting Card

Serve up unapologetic British humour with this cheeky illustrated dog walking birthday card. Set against a bold bubblegum pink background, a cool chap in a red cap walks his Jack Russell terrier who is caught mid-squat doing its business, beneath bold lettering stating: "FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR I got you... JACK SHIT". Printed on premium 300gsm FSC-certified cardstock, this card guarantees huge laughs for anyone who appreciates rude, funny banter.Is this the most honest birthday gift they'll receive all year?Forget lavish presents?this cheeky Jack Russell pun delivers top-tier comedic realism straight to their birthday morning!Who is this card suitable for?Perfect for best mates, brothers, sisters, partners, boyfriends, husbands, and dog lovers who enjoy rude jokes and sarcastic humour.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic and rude pun remain fixed as shown. Inside, you have unlimited room to type your personal message, choose font styles, and upload photos.What size and postage options apply?Available in standard A5 or statement A4 format. The standard A5 option posts conveniently with a standard UK Royal Mail letter stamp.