Happy Birthday Arsehole Grooming Cat Greeting Card none

Deliver outrageous laughs and cheeky affection with this hilarious feline birthday card. Set against a soft pastel pink background, an illustrated black cat perches on a cobalt blue cushion in full, leg-extended grooming mode beneath bold black and orange lettering stating: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY arsehole". Crafted on luxury 300gsm FSC-certified board, this card offers sharp comedic punch and lasting quality.Can a cheeky cat deliver the ultimate sweary birthday greeting?Completely brazen and delightfully rude, this grooming cat card is the perfect way to send affectionate banter to your absolute favourite person!Who is this card suitable for?Great for best mates, brothers, sisters, partners, boyfriends, and close friends who love rude banter and sweary greeting cards.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic and rude greeting remain fixed as shown. The inside provides a blank canvas for your custom message, uploaded photos, and decorative stickers.What envelope options are included?Every card comes paired with a premium quality envelope, with optional coloured envelope upgrades selectable during checkout.