Happy As Pig Shit Funny Job Greeting Card

Celebrate a brilliant career move with this hilariously cheeky new job card! Illustrated on a warm pale yellow background, the design displays a contented pink pig lying happily in a patch of mud with stink lines wafting above it. The card is framed with bold hand-drawn text reading CONGRATS ON THE NEW JOB! YOU MUST BE HAPPY AS A PIG IN SH*T". Printed on premium 300gsm FSC-certified board, it combines a sturdy, high-quality feel with an eco-conscious build.Why is a pig in mud the ultimate symbol for landing a new job?Because finding a job you actually love is the purest form of bliss?just like a happy little pig relaxing in its favourite mud patch!Who is this card suitable for?Ideal for close friends, best mates, brothers, sisters, partners, or work colleagues who appreciate crude, cheeky humor and funny animal idioms.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic artwork is set, but the interior can be completely personalised with your own custom typed messages, uploaded photographs, and fun digital stickers.What postage size does this card require?Our standard A5 size greeting cards fit standard UK letter postage guidelines, making it convenient and affordable to post across the UK."