Gym Wanker Funny Rude Birthday Greeting Card

Celebrate your favourite fitness fanatic with high-intensity banter on the Gym Wanker Funny Rude Birthday Greeting Card. Set against a vibrant electric-cyan and white colour block design, bold cream block typography and flowing cursive lettering proclaim: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY GYM Wanker". It is the ultimate celebratory card for anyone obsessed with protein shakes, deadlifts, gym selfies, and tracking their personal bests.We print this hilarious design on thick 300gsm FSC-certified board, giving it a sturdy weight and an exquisite matte finish. Perfect for gym buddies, lifting partners, and fitness enthusiasts who appreciate blunt British humour, it guarantees plenty of laughs between sets.Did they remember to log their birthday cake macros?Hopefully not today! This cheeky card gives them full permission to skip leg day, drop the barbell, and celebrate their birthday with maximum fun.Who is this card suitable for?Ideal for a gym buddy, personal trainer, brother, sister, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, or mate who never skips a workout.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic and text are pre-printed, leaving the interior entirely open for you to compose personal birthday messages, add cherished photos, and apply decorative digital stickers.What cardstock is used for this product?This design is expertly produced on heavy 300gsm+ premium board, specifically selected for tactile quality and high-definition colour vibrancy.