Funny Traitor Business Card Rude Leaving Greeting Card

Give a coworker who has decided to jump ship the ruthless, affectionate roasting they deserve with this irreverent farewell card. Set against a contemporary teal brushstroke pattern, bold typography declares: "SORRY YOU'RE LEAVING HERE'S YOUR NEW BUSINESS CARD". Below a dotted cut-out scissor line sits their mock business card, complete with their photo and brutally honest titles: "'GREAT AT FUCKING OFF' | OFFICIAL TRAITOR | PROFESSIONAL BETRAYER | SPECIALISES IN ABANDONMENT".Crafted on sturdy, premium 300gsm FSC-certified board, this card offers sharp print definition and an unbeatable comedic punchline. Perfect for an office with a great sense of humour, it makes light work of saying goodbye to your favourite workplace traitor.Will my colleague appreciate being formally branded an 'Official Traitor'?If your office runs on caffeine, banter, and mutual loyalty, they will wear the badge of 'Professional Betrayer' with absolute honour and laughter.Who is this card suitable for?A colleague, desk buddy, work bestie, or manager with a thick skin and a sharp appreciation for adult office banter.What can I personalise on this card?Upload your colleague's headshot to feature on their hilarious cut-out business card. Inside, you have full freedom to craft personal messages, add team jokes, or use our digital photo editor.Can I use AI to write an insultingly funny inside message?Yes! Our integrated AI assistant can craft custom limericks, sarcastic poems, or warm workplace farewell notes to match the rude front cover tone seamlessly.