Funny Reincarnation Pigeon Comic Birthday Humour Greeting Card

Deliver pure satirical humour with this brilliantly funny four-panel comic strip card. Two urban pigeons perch on a ledge having a casual chat: "DO YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION?" "YE, SURE." "WHAT WOULD YOU COME BACK AS?" In the third panel, one of the birds gleefully poops on the head of an unsuspecting passerby below, proudly answering in the final panel: "PROBABLY A PIGEON!"Printed on heavyweight 300gsm FSC-certified board, this card offers crisp black-and-white comic linework with soft colour accents. Available in standard A5 and large A4 dimensions, it is an unbeatable choice for anyone who loves dry, witty British comedy.Is this pigeon's aim really that good?According to city statues and innocent pedestrians everywhere, pigeon accuracy is 100% scientifically guaranteed!Who is this card suitable for?Great for mates, brothers, dads, husbands, boyfriends, colleagues, and friends who appreciate cheeky, sarcastic cartoon humour.What can I personalise on this card?The comic strip on the cover is fixed, while the inside is entirely blank for your personal messages, jokes, photos, and digital stickers.What are the postal size requirements for this card?Our standard A5 size fits within standard Royal Mail letter postage guidelines, ensuring simple and affordable delivery across the UK.