Funny Caterpillar Cake Sausage Roll Birthday Greeting Card

Serve up pure British high-street humour with this hilarious bakery-inspired birthday card! Featuring a witty take on the cost-of-living crisis, the front artwork displays a tasty sausage roll decorated with colorful smarties, birthday candles, and a cute cartoon face to mimic a caterpillar cake. Bold hand-written text reads HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREGG DUE TO THE COST OF LIVING - HERE'S YOUR CATERPILLAR CAKE!. Printed on premium 300gsm cardstock, available in standard A5 or A4 size.Is this sausage roll technically a legal substitute for a proper birthday cake?While the bake might be savoury, the laughs will be 100% sweet?and definitely lighter on the wallet!Who is this card suitable for?Ideal for a friend, brother, dad, colleague, partner, or anyone named Gregg or obsessed with bakery treats!What can I personalise on this card?The name 'Gregg' on the front is a editable design element or standard setup, while the inside is 100% personalisable with your custom messages, photos, and digital stickers.What are the sizing and delivery details?Our standard A5 card meets normal UK letter postage guidelines, making it fast and affordable to post straight to their door.