Antique Idiot Funny Rude Sweary Birthday Greeting Card

Deliver some top-tier birthday banter with this hilarious minimalist text-based card! Featuring white bold typography on a vibrant mustard yellow background, the text reads 'OLD TW*T IS HARSH. I PREFER THE TERM ANTIQUE IDIOT.' Printed on premium 300gsm FSC-certified board, available in A5 or large A4 sizes for an extra punchy punchline.Is calling someone an 'antique idiot' considered a polite compliment?It's vintage, sophisticated, and shows fine age?so yes, practically high praise!Who is this card suitable for?Ideal for old friends, brothers, dads, husbands, wives, mates, or colleagues who love cheeky, rude, and sarcastic banter.What can I personalise on this card?The front text comes as shown, and the inside is fully personalisable with your custom written message, uploaded photos, and fun stickers.Can I use AI to write my message?Yes, our built-in AI writing assistant can craft witty, sarcastic, or hilarious messages for the inside of your card.What postage size does this card require?Standard A5 card sizes require standard UK Royal Mail letter postage.