4 Out 5 Stars Review Greeting Card

A hilarious, relatable rating-style card for tired new parents! Set against a bold bright pink background with star ratings, this card reads: "New baby - A love like no other, cute newborn cuddles and a loving gaze at tiny feet. However I knocked off a star because there's more crying than expected... 4/5 would recommend." Printed on high-quality 300gsm FSC-certified board, it combines brutal honesty with heartfelt warmth.Witty & Fun Q&ACan I return the baby for a full 5-star refund?Unfortunately, strict returns policies apply! However, as sleep returns in a few years, customer satisfaction usually jumps back up to 5 stars.Who is this card suitable for?Ideal for new mums, new dads, best friends, sisters, brothers, or colleagues who appreciate candid parenthood humour.What can I personalise on this card?The front art is fixed as shown. Inside, you have complete freedom to personalise the layout with your own text, photos, and decorative stickers.What are the eco-friendly credentials of this card?This card is printed on FSC-certified board sourced from sustainably managed forests, ensuring your laughter comes with a positive environmental impact.