2 Pair Rump Steak Cotton Steak One

Depending on how evil you are (and what sense of humour the recipient has), these scarily realistic-looking EAT MY SOCKS Rump Steak Cotton Socks will make a horrifying, then suddenly delightful gift for your favourite vegan or vegetarian! Initially appearing every bit like a supermarket-packaged cut of beef, crack open the packaging and you have two pairs of great-looking red and white patterned socks! Zero protein content, but these unisex fit socks feature other good stuff, like being cotton rich and having smooth toe seams for real foot comfort. You get two different designs that look great on the ankles. You might also be pleased to learn the packaging is eco-friendly paper and 100% recycled, recyclable plastic.