Had Fall Old Age Joke Survival Button Funny Birthday or Retirement Gift Older &

Welcome to the moment in life where falling over becomes having a fall. The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ultimate old age jokea talking novelty button on a lanyard that lets you shout Help!, Ive had a fall!, and Ive taken a tumble! with the press of a button (because drama takes effort at 50+). Whether theyre turning 40, 50, 60 or just known for being clumsy on tiled floors, this funny birthday gift will have the whole party in stitches - especially the guest of honour. And unlike actual emergency alarms, this one doesnt call for help it just calls attention. Great for funny retirement gifts, milestone birthdays, or the friend who says my knees arent what they used to be every time they sit down. Perfectly packaged for laughs, and even better when handed over seriously. Yes, its unnecessary. Yes, its inappropriate. Yes, its getting worn immediately. | Boxer Gifts Had a Fall Old Age Joke Survival Button - Funny Birthday or Retirement Gift for Older Men & Women